- Latin name: Tuitionemus monstrata
- Height: 6’
- Weight: 300 lbs
- Habitat: Closets, couches, spare bedrooms
- Range: Worldwide
- Diet: Pizza, popcorn, chips, cheese balls, pecan pie… whatever is in your refrigerator or on your plate. He’s really not picky.
If you see the Tuition Monster, his friends Books, Fees, Room and Board could be close behind. And they’re probably planning to crash at your place too.